By Stanley Collymore
Unlike you Travis Kelce, I would
never contemplate let alone
actually bow to another
human being; moreover, since literally
even those I love, thoroughly respect
and admire immensely are evidently
discernibly much too intelligent and
genuinely mentally liberated to ever
expect, or want me to do so; simply
no matter who and what they really
are or the given situation they’re in.
Even my God Himself, knows that!
As it’s not errant arrogance, on my
part, but very essentially, endemic
commonsense. Furthermore also,
many of these evidently so-called
traditions that I’m risibly aware of
and undeniably see are obviously
and literally undoubtedly, nothing
more than petty obsequiousness
of the highest degree, effectively
fatuous servitude by any rational
interpretation! Quite crucially, for
me, you literally earn my respect
by your distinctively and actually
irrefutably conscionable actions
and evidently not through rather
distinctly unwarranted, asininely
birthright citations, undoubtedly
invariably granted because your
daddy did successfully, actually
shoot into your mum’s Stepford
wife fanny his expected sperm!
(C) Stanley V. Collymore
26 June 2024.
Author’s Remarks:
Enjoy your transient moments of “fame” attendant with the attention and clearly fatuous publicity you crave Travis Kelce as you’ll likewise unquestionably simply like the others be yesterday’s man.
Incidentally do you know what your real effective number actually is requisite to this puerile, clearly licentious trollop? Not that it actually matters to anyone with a very meaningful life and functioning brain!
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